Transformers
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:38 am
Am I the only one petrified about this movie?
First of all, it is made by the lord of hackmasters, Michael Bay, responsible for the collosal gobstopper crapfests known as Peral Harbor and The Island. He has no talent for pacing or belivable characters. You couple that with the fact that he is a corporate whore, and we could end up having the most expensive Dodge commerical ever made (or replace Dodge with Ford or...you get the idea). If you take the insulting, jarring, product placements of the Island as gospel, we could have long shots of Hummers and Corvettes transforming into robots us old folks remember being Porsches and Lamborghinis. Bumblebee is a Camaro...Yet his name is Bumblebee, which kinda of went well with the yellow beetle his is supposed to be.
I understand the transformers will be updated but I fear a massive influx of corporate sponsorship where the makers of the film will answer to the money rather than the fans. You will have all the Autobots turning into modern American cars which you can buy at your local dealer and all the Decepticons turning into prime examples of American Military might. You add this into Bay's ferret-paced, epileptic seizure inducing, editing where you can't even make out the action, let alone identify the transformers, and we could have the biggest turkeys of 2007...which will make $300 million of course because the average movie buyer apparently wants their movies rationed to them like pez: Small, sweet, and coming out of a funny plastic head. Only this time the head is metal and digitally created, and will probably head-butt the teabag of every fan that grew up this series. I'm sorry if this feels like a rant...but it seems like I may be the only person who feel this way ...
First of all, it is made by the lord of hackmasters, Michael Bay, responsible for the collosal gobstopper crapfests known as Peral Harbor and The Island. He has no talent for pacing or belivable characters. You couple that with the fact that he is a corporate whore, and we could end up having the most expensive Dodge commerical ever made (or replace Dodge with Ford or...you get the idea). If you take the insulting, jarring, product placements of the Island as gospel, we could have long shots of Hummers and Corvettes transforming into robots us old folks remember being Porsches and Lamborghinis. Bumblebee is a Camaro...Yet his name is Bumblebee, which kinda of went well with the yellow beetle his is supposed to be.
I understand the transformers will be updated but I fear a massive influx of corporate sponsorship where the makers of the film will answer to the money rather than the fans. You will have all the Autobots turning into modern American cars which you can buy at your local dealer and all the Decepticons turning into prime examples of American Military might. You add this into Bay's ferret-paced, epileptic seizure inducing, editing where you can't even make out the action, let alone identify the transformers, and we could have the biggest turkeys of 2007...which will make $300 million of course because the average movie buyer apparently wants their movies rationed to them like pez: Small, sweet, and coming out of a funny plastic head. Only this time the head is metal and digitally created, and will probably head-butt the teabag of every fan that grew up this series. I'm sorry if this feels like a rant...but it seems like I may be the only person who feel this way ...
