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I know you aren't laying claim to it (you did say you read it on a billboard after all). I was making a joke...
What's the joke? Think about it- I'm not going to explain it as it's silly and obvious. It's not very funny though. I guess I'm not sure you'd even call it a joke. Oh see? I can't even do casual things like that anymore, none of you lot will let me...
What's the joke? Think about it- I'm not going to explain it as it's silly and obvious. It's not very funny though. I guess I'm not sure you'd even call it a joke. Oh see? I can't even do casual things like that anymore, none of you lot will let me...
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I read this in a Stephen King short story. But in the story this guy went around recording interesting/funny etc.. things that he'd see on bathroom stalls. And one of the things he wrote down was
"My mother made me a whore." And under that someone else put, "If I supply the yarn, will she make me one too?"
Put a smile on my face.
"My mother made me a whore." And under that someone else put, "If I supply the yarn, will she make me one too?"
Put a smile on my face.
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Who cares if it was staged. I still think it's hillarious.Míxtil wrote:Leeroy jenkins was staged.
And i'm getting my lil' smokey soon =)
One of these days I'm going to invest in an alienware computer and never come out of my house. Until then I'll have to settle for my adorable laptop that's just 5 nicks too slow to play most of the new games (Like Myst5 )
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Something I've always wondered, but no one takes it as a serious question:
If a person with serious problems- say, Battle Angel Alita's flan-obsessed Desty Nova- created a hyperadrenalized, freaked-out wombat and pitted the thing against a similarly crazed nutria, which beast would win, the diprodont or the rodent?
But more importantly, who among us loves flan?
Brothers and sisters, this is the Greatest of All Mysteries (tm). Why isn't the flan industry federally subsidized?
Flan for every woman, flam for every man, and no more flim-flam! Just give us some flan! <------------spoken with a distinctly Southern twang.
If I had a lifetime's worth of flan at hand, I'd be a corpulent homebody, with or without my computer. I'd be adequately prepared for future disasters. And I'd smite the wombat or nutria that crept up on my stash!!!
If a person with serious problems- say, Battle Angel Alita's flan-obsessed Desty Nova- created a hyperadrenalized, freaked-out wombat and pitted the thing against a similarly crazed nutria, which beast would win, the diprodont or the rodent?
But more importantly, who among us loves flan?
Brothers and sisters, this is the Greatest of All Mysteries (tm). Why isn't the flan industry federally subsidized?
Flan for every woman, flam for every man, and no more flim-flam! Just give us some flan! <------------spoken with a distinctly Southern twang.
If I had a lifetime's worth of flan at hand, I'd be a corpulent homebody, with or without my computer. I'd be adequately prepared for future disasters. And I'd smite the wombat or nutria that crept up on my stash!!!
Such is the soul in the body: this world is like her little turf of grass, and the heaven o'er our heads, like her looking-glass, only gives us a miserable knowledge of the small compass of our prison. - Bosola, in John Webster's The Duchess of Malfi